Preparation H Buttwipes

Everybody poops. And hygiene is a critical art and science, but it takes time and circumstance to dial into what's best for your body chemistry and life experiences. So let's get into the buttwipe side of things.

First of all, this recommendation assumes you are already familiar with the Bristol stool scale. As you age, you become more attuned to your inputs and outputs. If you're not concerned with any of this, then just buy whatever.

Secondly, if you are min-maxing comfort and cleanliness and the inescapable imperfections of existence then Preparation H is a valuable consideration. Perhaps you are a bicyclist who has some saddle rash and butt callus considerations. Perhaps you engage in other butt-centric activities. Regardless, you will almost undoubtedly find yourself with a need for investigating salves such as this.

Preparation H is a Lindy Effect blessed tried and true solution for many butt-oriented treatments. So the witch hazel and aloe and other elements constructing this solution all work wonders. And in the abstract, cleaning poop should be taken seriously.

If you got poop on your arm, you'd be using soapy water cleansing tools galore. So stay clean, smell good, and stay health by using a Bidet, good toilet paper (read: not Who Gives A Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper), and get some butt wipes to mop up after you've swept the crap aside, rinsed off thoroughly, and are applying a final hygienic touch.

Note: This is HSA-compatible if the premium nature of medicated wipes isn't your jam.

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